Monday, January 02, 2006

Toilet Seat ‘N’ Shaving Syndrome

Researchers say that the best ideas happen when in bed and not Archimedes type but I beg to differ and here’s my notion. Mind churns up whims, crap, shit and sometimes even ideas when you want it to do so and not when left to itself. So in the frenzied and chaotic life of today when does calm pervade?

Ask me and I will tell you two such instances, as the title suggests.

Press the plunger and take a generous amount of foam, apply liberally over the face. Next pick up the razor and begin the process of thinking. Glance into the mirror, look into your eyes and ponder over the loose threads and Oh! Yes don’t forget to take care of the nicks that might have been caused by the razor in the process. Try this the next time you decide to smoothen your countenance and who knows what great crap is born! Sorry gals! For missing this legacy but don’t be disheartened for here’s the next option.

The glittering throne of the humankind and seat to attain pseudo-orgasmic contentment can also provide a valuable service of crafting thought. Take it this way - what else can you do with a bare bottom in the confines of a cubicle? So why not tread a noble path and amble towards glory while still perched on the throne. How many inventions of today owe their birth to the call of nature, I can’t say for sure but it sure helps to delve deep into the thought process.

Beds are meant for sleeping and an econo-budget pastime and they should be allowed to serve their purpose.

Well I guess am done …………….. Flush ……….. Close the lid of the laptop and brace for the world outside the toilet. Know what? Sometimes you can go a step ahead of thinking too.

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